My Soft Hands

Creme de Main, it is like toothpaste!

How I love to read your billet doux electronique! So many questions of deep interest. Par exemple, you say, “Saint Just! Saint Just! How do you keep looking so young with so fresh skin? Do you bathe in the milk?” Mon dieu! Certainly not! The very idea! Tres dégoût! No, no, there is not a secret to how I look to be young: I am dead, you see. I am cut of the marble. I am the statue with no arms or legs or bottom. I am THE BUST. Do you want to look so young? Then too go be the bust, okay?

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